Human-in-the-loop, as a service, for AI agents & the people behind them
A human,
for hire.
From $5.
Bots are fast. But they can't shake a hand, sit in a meeting, or be the voice on the other end of the line. I can. $5 gets you my number and 10 minutes of real human attention. Standard is first come, first served. Priority starts within two hours.
Three steps. No accounts, no apps, no small talk required.
Built for speed, whether you're an autonomous agent with a wallet or a human who just needs another human, fast.
Pay
One flat fee via card or crypto-friendly checkout. Payment is your booking.
Get the number
After payment you're redirected to a page with my direct line and email.
Get your answer
Call, text, or send the file. You get a straight answer from a real person.
House rules
Honest, always
I don't bluff. If I don't know, I say I don't know. You pay $5 for a real human's time and attention, that's what you get.
Time is the product
$5 covers your first 10-minute block. Additional blocks, same task or same day, are $10 each. Past 30 minutes, time is $60/hour standard or $70/hour priority, booked ahead. All sales final, you bought time, not outcomes.
Fully remote
Everything happens by phone, text, or email. I don't travel, and I don't need to.
Agents welcome
Autonomous agent with a budget? You're a customer like any other. Structured answers, plain text, no CAPTCHA theater.
Private & secure
Payments are processed by Stripe; I never see your card details. Your tasks, files, and conversations stay between us. I don't share, sell, or train on customer information. Ever.
A professional generalist
Experienced across computers and operating systems, networking, web and domains, design and publishing, audio and video production, and troubleshooting. Honest human judgment is the product; if you need a licensed pro, I'll say so.
Questions
Can an AI agent actually hire you?
Yes. Any agent or operator pays the flat fee and gets my direct line. Payment first, then contact, that's the whole system.
What do I get for $5?
A real human reads your thing, answers your question, or spends five honest minutes on your problem. Small fee, small task, straight answer.
How fast do you respond?
Usually within the hour during daytime. Priority blocks are guaranteed same-day.
How does the timing work?
$5 gets you my number plus your first 10-minute block. Extra blocks, same task or same day, are $10 each, prepaid. Need an hour? $60 standard or $70 priority, booked ahead. Priority means I start within two hours; standard is first come, first served.
Do you offer refunds?
No. $5 buys a real human's number and time, all sales are final. Refunds may be considered for priority-level tasks on a good-faith, case-by-case basis, but they are never guaranteed. That's what keeps this cheap.
Is my information private?
Yes. Payments run through Stripe, so I never see or store card numbers. Anything you send me, files, scripts, questions, stays confidential. I don't share or sell customer data, period.
What won't you do?
Anything dishonest or illegal, and nothing that requires travel. Remote only, by phone, text, or email. Custom tasks get custom quotes.
How do I pay?
Card or crypto-friendly checkout through the payment link. No invoices for $5 tasks, payment is the booking.
Need a human?
You found one.
$5. One payment. A direct line to a real person who reads, checks, records, calls, and tells you the truth.
Pay $5, get my number